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25 Ultra Bizarre Things You Can Buy From Amazon

25 Ultra Bizarre Things You Can Buy From Amazon

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Amazon is one of the world’s top retailers and has grown by leaps and bounds since it’s birth in 1994. In fact, it’s one of the only companies that’s been able to put a dent in the Walmart machine.

As massive as it is, it’s no surprise that this retail giant would sell every possible thing you can pretty much imagine, right? Slippers that clean your floor? Done. A device to help you locate your car? You got it.

But what happens when these things become more like those made of nightmares? You can bet that Amazon has it’s fair share of disturbingly weird items as well.

So without further ado, here are 25 of the most bizarre Amazon products you can purchase right now if you really wanted to.


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Fake skin you can squeeze fake pimples from? Yes, please! You have to check out these 25 incredibly bizarre Amazon products for sale on the mega-website.

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1. Wacky Inflatable Arm Flailing Desk Man

A miniature wacky inflatable tube guy? Yes, please! You have to check out these 25 incredibly bizarre Amazon products for sale on the mega-website.

This one floats on the borderline of bizarre and kinda awesome. In fact, my husband just purchased one of these after I wrote this article.

Fake skin you can squeeze fake pimples from? Yes, please! You have to check out these 25 incredibly bizarre Amazon products for sale on the mega-website.

You know those wacky inflatable arm flailing tube men that car dealerships like to put up next to their giant gorillas? This is a miniature version for you to keep on your desktop.


2. Hidden Nicholas Cage Gem

A Nicholas Cage sequin pillow? Yes, please! You have to check out these 25 incredibly bizarre Amazon products for sale on the mega-website.

What happens when you just can’t get enough Nicholas Cage, but you’re not yet ready to share it with the world? You hide him in plain sight.

This reversible sequin pillow just might do the trick.


3. Tentacle Face Mask

A tentacle face mask? Yes, please! You have to check out these 25 incredibly bizarre Amazon products for sale on the mega-website.

Unleash your inner Kraken on the slopes with this unique tentacle face mask.


4. Desk Pooper

Office decor that looks like poop? Yes, please! You have to check out these 25 incredibly bizarre Amazon products for sale on the mega-website.

What better way to hold all your desky things than with this little green guy pinching a loaf? Brilliant.


5. Horse Head Squirrel Feeder

A horse head squirrel feeder? Yes, please! You have to check out these 25 incredibly bizarre Amazon products for sale on the mega-website.

This is one of the best modern-day inventions if you ask me. Squirrel feeders, shaped like various animal heads will keep you entertained for hours on end.


6. Cat Tongue Scratcher

A fake tongue you can lick your cat with? Yes, please! You have to check out these 25 incredibly bizarre Amazon products for sale on the mega-website.

You won’t believe how easy it is to bond with your feline companion with use of this tongue-shaped cat brush that you wear in your mouth.


7. Boobie Scarf

A scarf that looks like boobs? Yes, please! You have to check out these 25 incredibly bizarre Amazon products for sale on the mega-website.

Be the life of any Christmas party with a boob-shaped knitted scarf. Nipples and all.


8. Shittens

Mitten-shaped moist wipes? Yes, please! You have to check out these 25 incredibly bizarre Amazon products for sale on the mega-website.

This is a pretty ingenious invention, but bizarre, nonetheless. Shittens are just mitten-shaped moist wipes that help you get up in your… you know the rest.


9. Einstein Paper Clip Stash

An Albert Einstein paperclip holder? Yes, please! You have to check out these 25 incredibly bizarre Amazon products for sale on the mega-website.

Keep your paper clips organized in one spot with this magnetic Albert Einstein bust that’s truly one-of-a-kind.


10. Crafting With Cat Hair

A book that teaches you how to craft with cat hair? Yes, please! You have to check out these 25 incredibly bizarre Amazon products for sale on the mega-website.

While excess cat hair might be a nuisance to many, others have learned how to make beautiful things with it. Learn how you can craft with your own cat hair today!


11. Liquid Ass

Liquid ass spray? Yes, please! You have to check out these 25 incredibly bizarre Amazon products for sale on the mega-website.

Liquid ass. Enough said.


12. Handicorn

A unicorn hand puppet? Yes, please! You have to check out these 25 incredibly bizarre Amazon products for sale on the mega-website.

Have you ever wanted to be part magical? Transform your hand into a mystical creature with the Handicorn!


13. People of Walmart Coloring Book

People of Walmart coloring book? Yes, please! You have to check out these 25 incredibly bizarre Amazon products for sale on the mega-website.

Take all the joys of Walmart home with you with this adult coloring book that showcases typical things you might find there.


14. Socks that Look Like Hooves

Socks that look like hooves? Yes, please! You have to check out these 25 incredibly bizarre Amazon products for sale on the mega-website.

Is it a man or a zebra? The world may never know. Transform your feet into hooves with these ultra cool socks.


15. Life Advice for Cats

A book that helps you talk to your cat about gun safety and other dangers? Yes, please! You have to check out these 25 incredibly bizarre Amazon products for sale on the mega-website.

This is hands-down my favorite item on this list.

It’s a serious book that somebody wrote about teaching your cat about gun safety, drugs, abstinence, and other dangers that may be lurking in the shadows. It has a five-star rating and everything.

Not your thing? Maybe you’d be better off teaching your cat about the dangers of online predators instead.


16. Umbrella Hat

An umbrella hat? Yes, please! You have to check out these 25 incredibly bizarre Amazon products for sale on the mega-website.

Want to keep the shade out without looking like a goober? Check out the ultra-functional umbrella hat!


17. Remote Controlled Poop

Remote controlled poop? Yes, please! You have to check out these 25 incredibly bizarre Amazon products for sale on the mega-website.

Let’s be honest… who hasn’t wanted to drive a remote-controlled pile of steaming poop at some point? Finally, you’ll get your chance.


18. Toe-Cleaning Brush

A toe cleaning brush? Yes, please! You have to check out these 25 incredibly bizarre Amazon products for sale on the mega-website.

My husband and his brother both criticized me for adding this toe-cleaning brush to my list of bizarre Amazon products because they both thought it was functional and cool.

I think it’s weird, so on the list, it stays.


19. Pig Face Underwear

Pig face underwear? Yes, please! You have to check out these 25 incredibly bizarre Amazon products for sale on the mega-website.

What’s sexier than a crotch full of bacon? Absolutely nothing.


20. Desktop Dog Park

A mini desktop dog park? Yes, please! You have to check out these 25 incredibly bizarre Amazon products for sale on the mega-website.

What better way to have fun with your workspace than with your very own miniature dog park? Fire hydrant included.


21. Personable Lamp

A personable lamp? Yes, please! You have to check out these 25 incredibly bizarre Amazon products for sale on the mega-website.

These are actually pretty cool, but still odd, nonetheless.

Get your hands on some sweet stick-figure lamps that you can mold into any position you want! They even have dog-shaped lamps so you can own a whole family of these guys.


22. Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats

An inflatable unicorn horn for your cat? Yes, please! You have to check out these 25 incredibly bizarre Amazon products for sale on the mega-website.

If you want to show your cat true love, buy it an inflatable unicorn hat. They’ll love how majestic it makes them feel.


23. “Dad Bod” Fanny Pack

A dad bod fanny pack? Yes, please! You have to check out these 25 incredibly bizarre Amazon products for sale on the mega-website.

This is one of the strangest looking things on my list, but it’s equally kinda awesome.

You can literally buy a fanny pack that helps you transform your hard abs into a dad bod. Yikes.


24. Pimple Popping Frenzy

Fake skin you can squeeze fake pimples from? Yes, please! You have to check out these 25 incredibly bizarre Amazon products for sale on the mega-website.

I don’t know about you, but I can watch pimple popping videos on Youtube all day long (it’s a sick obsession, I know).

Take your addiction to the next level with fake skin that you can squeeze fake pus out of. You can even get some refillable discharge for more long hours of fun!


25. Creepy Coin Bank

A creepy face coin machine? Yes, please! You have to check out these 25 incredibly bizarre Amazon products for sale on the mega-website.

I’ve seen this guy before, and it kinda disturbs me.

This creepy thing helps your kids learn to save money by swallowing their money whole. Just make sure to keep their fingers out of its way.


Final Thoughts

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Amazon literally sells everything you could possibly need on its massive website… including some things you wish you could forget.

On the other hand, some of these bizarre products might be the perfect gag gift or centerpiece of your next white elephant party. Or maybe you just really want to teach your cats about the importance of gun safety.

Either way, I don’t think you’ll be forgetting any of these bizarre products any time soon…


YOUR TURN: What did you think about these bizarre Amazon products for sale? Would you ever purchase any of these? Drop your thoughts in the comments section below. 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

Until next time,

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